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Come . . . Let’s "Don’tspot" Together!

Aahhh. I love Glamour Magazine.

The first thing I do when a new edition hits my desk is flip right to the back page for a good dose of “Do’s and Don’ts.” It takes me back to a time when I was really catty. I mean bad catty. My BFF and I once talked about having actual “ticket books” printed so we could hand out fashion violations. (Because we were–after all–so perfect, and we were just trying to help . . . ) My BFF once had to literally hold me back from going after a 350-pound woman wearing what had to be her daugher’s tank top and bike shorts at the State Fair. It was just wrong. But I digress.

Because Glamour’s got me covered.

In case you haven’t heard, you can go to their “Don’tspotting” page and actually upload pictures of “Do’s and Don’ts” from your cell phone or digital camera right to their website! Do you know what that means for a Fashion Paramedic that works in a major metropolitan area? It’s like an invitation to make my cell phone camera explode. There are so many “don’ts” down here that I actually don’t know where to start.

Actually, I do know where I’ll start . . . I’ll be at the east entrance to the Downtown mall today with my camera. Remember . . . “if you can’t say something nice about someone, come sit next to me.”


4 Responses

  1. Damn that was a funny Post! I know what you mean! Another good place to spot violations would be Arden Fair Mall. You know people get dressed up in their best gear just to come to the mall and then you stop and start to look around…. it’s like that’s the best you can do?!?! Did ya really think that green top looked good with that bright blue belt??? You’ll have a camera overload for sure.

  2. I love, love, love this post, I think it should be a true violation these days to go wrong with an outfit, I mean, there are so many t.v. shows and magazines out there that make it impossible to go wrong. After you take their picture tell them to please watch a couple of episodes of What Not To Wear on TLC.

  3. Yeah, you’re right! I’ve seen the weirdest looking people in Vegas! I’m just amazed: “What were they thinking when they put that on?!?” I also want to invite you (and your audience) to a little contest I’ve just launched: http://megavegalicious.com/2008/02/27/my-very-first-contest-everyones-invited/
    Hope you’ll make it!

  4. OMG the part about the 350 pounder in a tank top and bike shorts made me laugh so hard! Sometimes I really think that some people don’t keep mirrors in their homes. That, or they are legally blind.

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